The loser bus

Well it just so happens that this semester I was feeling like saving some money and time in the morning. You see, parking up on campus is awful. So awful that you have to be up there at least 45 minutes eary to car stalk and wait in the isles. I thought I would be smarter and ride the loser..I mean shuttle bus. Well I am going to start blogging about it because it certainly does have some very special people on it! Here are my experiences two weeks into school. 1.Standing on a bus is not as easy when you are a little shorter and are carrying a really heavy bag. Finding your balance when the crazy bus drivers turn the corner is easier said than done. Have I almost fallen onto the people sitting down..oh yeah..luckily it has not happened yet. 2. Don't bring your hard boiled egg on the short bus! For those of us that sit down and smell it, but don't see it..well it is not very pleasant. Luckily I saw the girl eating it and did not have to wonder if the person standing in the isle in front of me..well you know. 3. Shave your armpits if you are going to wear a cap sleeve shirt or tank top. Those of us who are sitting down and look up seeing you hold the bar can see that it has been a while and it is gross. 4. The topic of the day on one bus ride, thanks to the talk radio show talking about shoving a pizza down your pants to take into the movie theater, was what and how people have snuck things in to the theater..just too much information for me to write. Some guy even went in to detail on how it would be to shove a pizza down your pants and if he would share it or not. Gross. 5. This leads us to our last topic. Star wars..If you love this movie, well thats okay, but some guy had some type of star wars tattoos on him, and a girl noticed and then everyone started talking about star wars. Maybe I am the only one who finds it a super boring movie, but who knows. So those are the type of people who ride the fun bus. Do I wish I splurged and bought the 100ish dollar pass? Heck yes I do, but for the next two semesters I will have plenty of stories to tell. I will just need to invest in some hand sanitizer and smelly spray.